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Anjelah Johnson- Nail Salon

Here you have it, one of my favorite skit comedians, turn up the volume and ENJOY!


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Pooping 2.0

Yes, you read the title correctly.

I stumbled across through a couple friends of mine. They are both highly knowledgeable about fitness and beyond. 

The first one is Adrian Robles, an old high school friend I graduated the same year w/ but went to different school. His blogsite is http://adriancpt1.blogspot.com stop by and check it out sometime. 

The other guy I snagged this video from is Sean Croxton, his website is http://undergroundwellness.com/blog Underground Wellness takes a holistic, functional approach to rebuilding health from the ground up. 

How well are you pooping? As Sean Croxton of Underground Wellness says, "Long-term digestive dysfunction is a tremendous stress on the body, causing poor nutrient absorption, autointoxication, immune system compromise, and adrenal burnout." 

This video is funny but full of tidbits of info on pooping- Here's a video of Sean in action giving you the "low down" on 'Poopin' 2.0- Enjoy

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Singing Cover Letter

This guy is creative in every aspect of the word! Like Tony Morgan says it- Take a common message. Present it in a creative way. Get people’s attention.
Check it out!

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Poor Guy

While at the Phoenix airport, Brian and I had about a 5 minute layover, no joke, we fast walked and trotted through the airport to make it to our gate on time. Once there, we had about 3-4 minutes, just enough to use the restroom really fast before boarding our tiny plane, where I am sure there was no room for a bathroom. 

So anyways, I was in the MENS bathroom finishing up my business, when all the sudden I hear a ladies voice. I am like, u-oh, flashing thoughts raced through my mind, like maybe I went left when I should have went right, maybe the stick figure WAS wearing a dress. Hmmm! (I will have to admit publicly, I have made this mistake a couple times, so now when entering restroom I make sure there are standing urinals.)

So back to the story. This lady was hollering in and old Spanish type voice. I could hear a little panic and urgency in her voice as she is calling out for 'Manny'. At this point thought I had figured it out. I was washing my hands and politely locked eyes and tried to let her know this was the Mens restroom. At this point she didnt care and was totally oblivious to the world and to me.

I thought for sure she had lost her grandson, so I started looking for the lost little boy w/ her, calling out, Manny-Manny. You know me, I am having fun w/ it by this point, trying to help her and calling out for Manny along w/ her.

All the sudden this older man w/ a cowboy hat came out of a stall, talking back to her in Spanish and trying to get his pants belted and buckled up. I am thinking to myself, this guy must be pretty embarrassed to get chased down in the bathroom by his wife. 

From what I could make of the whole thing was this:

Wife: Hey bozo, pinch it off, you’re going to make us late for our plane.

Husband: Woman, leave me alone, I am taking care of business, I am not your kid.

Wife: You act like a kid, I am going to treat you like a kid, now hurry up before we miss our plane.

Husband: Please leave, you are embarrassing the heck out of me, you are standing in the middle of the mens restroom. Woman, please leave.

Wife: If you had a head on your shoulders and could function w/ out me, I wouldnt have to be standing here telling you to hurry up. Quit whining and hurry up.

Husband: Ok, honey, you are right. Sorry. Coming. *man leaves walking out w/ head down* and btw, he forgot to wash his hands.

True, but very funny. 

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Purple Bunny

This is Purple Bunny. She is a singer, So turn up your speaker and enjoy.

 For some reason around 2:00 she puts on some 4 inch heels. Around 2:30 it gets a little humorous.  

Just so you know, she turns out uninjured. Purple Bunny, I commend you for posting this video and making our day! If I fell on my head, I would have posted as well! Thanks for the giggles! 

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